Hide And Creep 2004 - *1/2 What do you get when you cross zombies, UFOs, and Alabama rednecks? Why this low budget zombedy of course. Unlike a lot of such films this one actually made me laugh. The gore effects are largely hokey, as is the acting and make-up. What nudity there is is of the "put any woman who'll take their clothes off in the film" variety. But the gags, in jokes, and presentation of the US South watching VHS on black and white TVs in 2004 create enough guffaws to keep ones interest. A little better than average for this kind of budget. Like a homely faced woman with a great body it is worth spending a couple of hours on when there is nothing better available.
Horror Of The Zombies 1974 - 1/2* Should you run across this film treat it like herpes, it's just another skeletons wearing robes flick. A total piece of shit.
House Of The Dead 2003 - * I laughed like hell at this first movie based on the video game. The plot and acting are ridiculous, and when a zombie is killed you see footage from the video game instead of the actual kill.
House Of The Dead 2 2005 - **1/2 A much better attempt, even though it is just standard fare. There are some good kills and the zombies are quite believable looking.
Humans Versus Zombies 2011 - * This is a movie I have seen.
I kinda wanted to leave it at that for comedic effect, but I felt I had to warn the viewer to avoid this.... this pointless expenditure of production money and time. Based loosely on the popular college game of the same name this is one of the most uninspired, predictable, and contrived films to come down the pipe in some time. There isn't a single original concept or scene to be found here, it's as though the screen writers just grabbed scenes from at least twenty other films and threw them together into one boring screenplay. A virus called H1Z1 is accidentally unleashed from a government research facility and begins to spread. The story takes place at a campus where an assortment of college stereotypes are forced to band together to try to survive. The acting is entirely sub-standard, while the make-up, and effects are somewhat passable. There is not so much as a snicker worthy scene here, truth be told the one thing we'll remember this movie for is the perfect ass of one of the actresses during a very gratuitous shower scene. I thank the producers for not completely wasting my time, it really was an exceptional ass !