Saturday, May 28, 2011


I Can't Believe I Fucked A Zombie 2011 - NO STARS. We can't believe we watched this. It is another porno trying to capitalize on the current zombie craze. It has absolutely nothing to do with zombies as we know them at all. While the opening credits run a woman walks down the street repeating, "Fuuuuuuck Meeeee" at least 25 times. She arrives at an apartment and gets her wish. It is four non related scenes filled with pedestrian porn, and commits the grave sin of having wholly unattractive women. One woman walks down a staircase nude with a freshly frosted face and her arms out in front of her like Tor Johnson in "Plan 9 From Outer Space" - The primary difference being that Tor was a better actor, and cuter to boot. And that friends is the closest thing you'll find to a zombie in this stinker.

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